Playing Statues 

                        A stairway to heaven or seemed like it

                                    A nice pair of knockers 

                                  English breakfast Malta style

                                        Look we're on Telly 

                               The Feeble Five backs to the wall

                                    What's that say in the middle ?

                        Five cogs, Five beers.  Two empty seats...!

                     Overhead Clacton as we head for Southend

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